Monday, October 31, 2011


Ah, the magical night where children dress up and proxies come out to play. It's been one long game of cat and mouse, but I think I'm winning.

This mouse has teeth.

Oh, and candy, of course. Who could forget that?

Sunday, October 30, 2011

A Further Explanation

So, you know how I said that I had a friend who had a shotgun, and that shotguns work on proxies? Well, he wasn't exactly keen to give it to me, in all honesty. I asked him if I could borrow it.

He said no.

Well, we couldn't have that. So I sneaked into his house through a basement window, and borrowed the shotgun and a bunch of shells. I still have my balisong, which is nice for when I need to be silent.


Who am I kidding? I can't do shit like this. The only reason I got that proxy was because he was walking through the dark park at night, alone, and walked past my tree. I'm not going to disclose why I was in the park, yet, anyways. But yeah, he walked around the corner and SHOTGUN TO THE FACE.

So that was a confidence booster, but I think if I get caught unprepared...

Well, it wouldn't be pretty.

Friday, October 28, 2011


Sitting in a church again, and I have been for the past two days. I've been a little too busy to post here, but that's how things go.

He appeared as I was trying to get to the actual church, so I stabbed him with my knife. It didn't do much, and ended up tripping me. He then slashed me with his knife.

Needless to say, that did somewhat more damage. As in, I have a huge fucking gash up my left arm (at least I'm right handed). He was then hit from behind by a car.

The car had the Operator symbol spraypainted on each door and the hood.

What have I gotten into?

Wednesday, October 26, 2011


It's gone. I have no idea where or why, but I haven't seen it at all today. What's up with that?

Tuesday, October 25, 2011

WTB a way to kill it

It was right there as I left my house today. So I hit it with my car. There was this nasty crunching noise as it fell over and was crushed by my tires.

Then it was there when I came back today. So I hit it again. Same thing.

I'm inside now, with a knife. Though I doubt that'll do anything. It does make me feel better, though.

Monday, October 24, 2011

Safe, for the moment

Nothing has happened to me yet, surprisingly. I thought for sure that thing would be up on my ass the moment I left the church, but for some reason I was able to leave with no problems.

For those that don't get what's going on, I go to bed, and something opens my laptop and posts on my blog, always in lower case, and always in that fucking gas mask.

So last time I posted (before the church), I took my laptop to bed and put it under my pillow.

And somehow that thing still posted to my blog and took pictures of itself with my webcam. The scary thing? The times that the posts were published, I had my laptop sitting on the table next to me, turned off, with the internet router turned off as well. How it's getting those pictures onto my computer, hell, how it has my account in the first place, I don't know.

But I'm scared.

Sunday, October 23, 2011

Sitting in a church right now, posting this.

Demons can't come in churches, right?

Saturday, October 22, 2011

Friday, October 21, 2011

So I was out looking for stuff for my costume for Halloween (yeah yeah, I'm running a party so I have to dress up). I went into a store and asked if they had a gas mask.

They said no.

And then a guy walked past wearing one. I asked them where he got that mask, and they looked at me funny.

So I left.


Tuesday, October 18, 2011


Playing at a concert tonight (french horn). We're playing the the prologue from the West Side Story, among other things. Such a fun song!

Saturday, October 15, 2011

Feeling better

I'm doing a bit better. Therapist said that it was all a result of stress. Hopefully, this is true. Nothing else weird has happened, so...

Thursday, October 13, 2011

Ohmygod I haven't slept in like three days. I thought I heard whispering all that night, but my mp3 player was on the table next to me, not in my bed, so I couldn't block it out. I didn't dare reach a hand out to grab it. I woke up the next morning to find my wallet sitting on my chest.

What's going on? Why is all this weird stuff happening? I keep a knife by my bed now, just in case. I haven't dare use it though. I haven't dared look. I just put on headphones and pretend nothing's happening for 8 hours. It doesn't work.

Dear Lord in Heaven, save me.

Tuesday, October 11, 2011


find your wallet, alex?


So, I mentioned that I was sick on Friday, right? Turns out that my math teacher announced a test, to be done on Thursday. I just found out today. /wrists

And of course I lost my wallet. /sigh

At least there's nothing more from those weirdos.

Sunday, October 9, 2011


Sunday is Sunday. What more do you want?

Well, 'kay. It's boring, but I just went up in the mountains and looked at all the trees turning red. It was beautiful.

Saturday, October 8, 2011


What the hell? I log in to say how boring work can be (very, btw), and there's already a post? Where'd they get that picture anyways?


embrace the archangel

Friday, October 7, 2011


So, I was going to come on here and talk about how being sick sucks, and having a headache while sicks sucks even more because I can't listen to music.

Then, on my way home from school (left early, wasn't feeling all that good), I found this on my dashboard.

I saw it from kind of far away, so the first thing I thought was: "Goddammit, not another ticket." (I'd already gotten one for not having a parking pass for the school, despite that blue thing you see on the rearview mirror being a parking pass.)

Then I got closer.

What the hell? Is somebody bored and just messing with me, or what?

Wednesday, October 5, 2011

Well, kind of pushed a friend away today, though I didn't mean to. I hope we can make up though, because I hate people being mad at me.

On a separate note, though, my last set of headphones broke, so I broke down and bought an expensive pair this time. They're really nice for noise cancellation, and have crazy base. This means I don't have to listen to people when they're talking to me, right? Antisocialism, ho!

Monday, October 3, 2011


I thought I wouldn't have to post anything for the next few days, because I'm a boring person.

Then, during my last period today (happened to be chemistry), the teacher's smartboard was hacked. I grabbed some pictures, as I was texting someone at the time (shush).

Anyone know what the hell this "archangel" thing is?

Sunday, October 2, 2011

New blog!

Hey everyone!

I spend some time around internet forums and the like, but to spice up life, I figured: "Why not make a blog?"

Now you might have some questions, such as: "Why this blog name? And what the hell is with your username?" To be honest, the answer for both of these is: Rule of Cool (though my real name is Alex, so you don't have to call me ParadoxicalMachinations the whole time). Yes, I'm a lurker at TvTropes, though I've been meaning to create an account for some time. I just never get around to it.

So, if anyone wants to read about my boring life, this is the place to go!